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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:37 am    Post subject: OK... Reply with quote

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Viagra prescription

A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work.
An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.
In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."
"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"
"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bigbit wrote:
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The Viagra prescription

A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his wife to get in from work.
An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill. But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.
In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."
"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a maid?" "Yes." "Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"
"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."


LOL!!!!!!!!! That's great!!! Rolling on floor
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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